We found out Google thinks our show is about dengue fever and dick rash. That tracks. From there it only gets dumber. This episode has it all: karaoke rage, foot fetish crimes, hangover confessions, and a brand-new Strokeified banger — the Dirt Squirrel National Anthem. Also, someone scheduled sex like it’s a fuckin’ dental cleaning.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

• 🦠 NTDS vs. NTDS — The crew discovers they’re fighting SEO against tropical diseases like “Chagas” and “dungy fever.”

• 🥴 Hangover Jen — Sunglasses, puke bucket, zero regrets.

• 🎤 Karaoke Vigilante Strikes Again — Ian goes full rage-DJ on mic-grabbers and drunk idiots.

• 👠 Shoe Bandits & Butt-Legos — WTF News gets uncomfortably specific.

• 🛏️ Stroke’s 10 Reasons Women Are the Worst

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