The crew opens Thanksgiving week by cannonballing straight into Stroke nearly drowning in face-sitting when a 7 a.m. creeper tried to recruit him and his GF for a threesome.

 From there it only gets dumber: McRib betrayal, gas-station Cuban sandwiches, a cat licking its own asshole on Jen’s car, voicemails from unhinged dammits, and a Smurf-themed musical that nobody asked for. Then comes a parade of cheaters, panic-attack manipulators, Roblox predators, period-blood skincare, and two idiots trying to conquer Haiti with a homeless army. 

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

• A Gravy Slut turkey-costume video is confusing 
• Jen explains the Emo’s Not Dead cruise and the crew immediately spirals into “we sponsor a flamingo at a zoo” fantasies, including branding a tortoise shell with the ...