Welcome back to the only show where “Can you guys shut the fuck up?” is both a catchphrase and a customer service policy.

Last week Jenn yelled at her dogs and some weirdo in New York reported the video like it was a war crime. Somehow that spirals into arguments about sharing deodorant, stealing food off someone’s plate, toothbrush boundaries, fart strategy, and whether watching a show without your partner is basically cheating.

Then the show goes exactly where it should: midget hooker interviews, a cartoonized “shut the f*ck up,” a kid beating the hell out of his abusive dad, and a travel influencer teaching people how to turn a hotel coffee maker into an underwear laundromat from hell.

Ian rolls in with a karaoke capsule machine and enough weird junk to start a museum for divorced mall nerds.

By the end somebody get ...