Nope. I'm ScaredExplicit

by Alexa Bohorquez and Ella Farris

Hello! We are just two sisters who love to talk about the weird and spooky. True crime? yep. Ghosts? Of course. Lore? Oh, you bet. Hopefully we are serving up something you can dig (like a grave) and come on our spooky adventure with us. We are in no way pros at this and are very much still figuring this all out, but we're having fun and hope you do too. Byeeeeeee!

Podcast episodes

  • Yee Naaldlooshii, AKA Skinwalkers


    Yee Naaldlooshii, AKA Skinwalkers


    Skinwalkers honestly terrify us and also fascinate us. We're going to talk about some of the history and attributes of these people as best we can and give some spooks with context to better understand this Navajo legend. We want to continue encouraging people to rephrase the terminology for skinwalkers, as they are a part of people's culture and not just a scary story or made up cryptid. Insta: @nope_im_scared Email:

  • Movie Review: Trick 'r Treat (2007) ft. Josh Rodrigues

    Movie Review: Trick 'r Treat (2007) ft. Josh Rodrigues

    This episode I'm sitting down with my new husband and fellow film savant Josh Rodrigues and we're giving a review of our very first time watching the cult classic Trick 'r Treat from 2007 written and directed by Michael Dougherty. This ode to Halloween definitely took us on a journey and gave us some surprises. We're going to review all of it so beware: spoilers ahead. Oh and always check your candy ; )Email us: nopeimscaredpodcast@gmail.comInstagram: nope_im_scared

  • We Believe in Bigfoot

    We Believe in Bigfoot

    And... we're back. We really didn't mean to be gone for as long as we did but welcome to season two of our podcast essentially!We're starting off real casual (seriously) with a discussion about Bigfoot. The PNW love Bigfoot and now that we are split between Portland and LA, we are sorry he got skipped for so long. Safe to say, we believe in Sasquatch and we're going to go through some research and facts, as well as get entirely off topic.Promise we'll still have heavily focused and heavily researched episodes, but let's all just ease back into this, mmmk?Instagram: @nope_im_scaredEmail:

  • The Death of Mary Reeser

    The Death of Mary Reeser

    So we can say that Mary Reeser did die but the jury is still out on what some of us think happened to her, Was is a simple matter of self combustion or was there something else going on. Did she just slip her slippers into blissful granny comfort that ended in a scorch mark and ashes? Alexa does a wonderful portrayal of Shane Madej in her wild mistrust of what Ella is telling her. PLEASE tell us what you think happened, because science is weird. Rate and review! Insta/Twitter: nope_im_scared email us:

  • The New Jersey Devil

    The New Jersey Devil

    It's September now and spooky season has officially begun! We're starting to pile up on out research to get back to normal for the haunting time of the year, so dial back in! The Jersey Devil AKA the Leeds Devil is a story as old as America is apparently and it is swirling in rumors and tall tales, literally. Is it a cursed baby that went on to live a secluded life like that of Bigfoot? Is it all just a tall tale to discredit a rival newspaper runner? Is Shrek cannon and is this one of Donkey's kids? There's a lot to play with here...