Welcome back to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Michael, Spencer, and Craig discuss attempted nicknames, emu fugitives, revolver dares, wasteful cakes, dubious citrus, and orchestral manoeuvres in broad daylight. Plus, Spencer discovers that neither of his cohosts paid any attention to his glasses situation for multiple years.

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