This is Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer, not Michael, and Craig discuss royal oil, egg-sneaking, worrisome transmissions, hog, elephant tranquilizer, green tea, and how to ruin your marriage using only a chatbot. Plus, Spencer completely whiffs his response to a very easily understood joke.

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