You've opened a trap door overlooking the vast blank expanse that is Never Better, a show that never gets any better. No... this can't be right. There must be more to it than this. Where the devil did everything go?

This week, in an abridged episode, Spencer, not Craig, and not Michael discusses ghost slander, sudden tattoos, birthday energy, and aggressively religious names. That's pretty much it. And you'll take it, and you'll like it!

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