They Mostly Pod Out at Night.... Mostly

They Mostly Pod Out at Night.... Mostly

by Matt Van Bodegraven

Hobbies Film History Film Reviews

Season 2

Episode 63: I Want to Play a Game

In the late 90s and early 2000s, American horror went pg-13.  France said hold my wine and we got the New French Extremity movies.  In 2004, America woke up in a dingy bathroom with our legs chained and a dull hack saw.  With movies such as Hostel, Cabin Fever, and Saw we got the era of torture porn.  Join us as we choose to live, die, or continue this journey of escape room nightmares.

Episode 62: The Massacre 2: Electric Boogaloo

This begins our two a week October Extravaganza.  We will be discussing The Massacre 2023 Movie Marathon

Episode 61: Witchy Woman

Is this real life, is this just fantasy? Is she a legend or just make believe?  Lost in the forest, no escaping mediocrity. Hide in the corner, don’t look at her for anything. Join us as we lose the map, cross the same tree over and over, dance naked in the woods and blame the Wiccan.

Episode 60: BackGround Checks

Always bring an EpiPen, watch out for Paimon, check all the corners, don’t piss on a sacred tree, and beware the birthday boy stab man. Join us as we venture into the art house side of horror with the works of Ari Aster. Warning spoilers ahead for Beau is Afraid.

Episode 59:A Bride, a Nun, and a Frenchman walk into a bar

What is a demon by any other name?  How many macguffins can exist in one universe?  Can movies survive a possessed Frechman?  Are the Warrens necessary for a franchise? Here is a hint -  no.  Make sure to drink your wine, avoid baths, and don’t die of cholera. Join us as we dare to speak Valak’s name, get drowned in wine, and avoid a mother’s curse.  Warning spoilers ahead for the NUN II.  

Episode 58: Rated R for Scary

A butcher, a baker, a cursed doll maker? Origin stories and spin-offs can be good if made with the right hands.  But what happens when those hands are attached to a person willing to make a deal with a demon?  The Year is 2023.  This is their story. Join us as we throw the cursed doll away for the 4th time.

Episode 57: Satanic Panic

Two men watch bad movies for fun.  They record their thoughts and discussions.  Sometimes they have to drink to forget the awful movies they watched.  The following is based on a true story. Join us as we conjure another drink as we prepare for Nun 2.

Episode 56: We Still Don’t Drink… Wine

 Can you make a nearly two hour movie from a Captain’s log?  How do other cultures see vampires?  How much slurping can two people take for an episode? Join us as we make familiars, stockpile band-aids and avoid the sun as we turn into children of the night.  Spoilers ahead for the last voyage of the demeter.

Episode 55: Back into the woods

 Mankind has always been afraid of the woods, we see it throughout history and folklore. What is it that makes us nervous wandering through the dark forest at night?  What really lurks behind the trees? Is it an ancient evil? Or maybe just our lizard brains playing tricks on us. Join us as we make our bunks, dive into the brackish water and put on our camp counselor shirts.

Episode 54: Six Degrees of Separation

Get ready to flatline, stir up those echoes and learn too late that you should have left.  No matter the decade, Kevin Bacon fits right into the world of horror.  So before we tremor in fear or get an arrow thru the neck Join us as we go looking for the great beyond and what is hiding behind the walls with our first actor spotlight and see how many degrees we are separated.

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