We declare early, claim moral victory, wander aimlessly out of our crease, ping a calf, then get on the Bintangs in Bali as we unpack the Ashes, at number four (4) in our countdown.

All before cracking cans in the Dr Pepper cellar and getting in the ninety-ninth percentile (99%) of predicting celebrity deaths...

As seen on on Roller Cam.

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