Sir Don and Intrepid break down the 85th Omega Psi Phi Conclave in Cincinnati and what it meant for the city, what the Summer Trap looks like in real time with 32,000 brothers in town, and why cuddle buddy season is closer than you think.

Dating in Cincinnati, the same-faces problem, situationships as the default, what's actually broken, why people who don't like where they're from can't understand their dating pool, the Tupperware date theory, the no-contact game call-out.

Intrepid's most quotable line of the year: "We know our death date before we know a marriage date." The companion to The Summer Trap Pt.1

But this is Mindless Shenaniganz. So they went deeper.

29 days of August. 2.5 weeks of September. The summer trap leads into cuddle buddy season. Figure it out.

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