Matt to the Future
Season 1
The Ladies from Zore
Brainerd, Minnesota
Serenity Now
Sigma Kappa Suck My Balls
by Tate Newby, Ben Davis, Ryan DeBoer
Day 78....We met these cool sisters named Aurora and Celeste! They told us all about their planet called Zore. It sounds really fun, with a lot of cool clubs to try out. They seemed to really like DILF too, I think he is a little embarrased.
S.A.M.B is made! Oh my god guys you have no idea how handy it is not to have to recap anything. I should do more stuff for myself, I made interdimensional travel I deserve it. In this log, we met a very nice guy named Daniel! His air is made of Viagra! I'll let you guys learn the rest about him.
Hey again, Matt here. I'm so annoyed that I have to title these things that I'm making a robot to do it for me. You'll meet him next recording. We did meet our first omnipotent being. She is very interesting.
Hey again, Matt here. We stumbled upon a space frat party? The guy Zxyk was pretty cool though.... Matt: Tate Newby DILF: Ryan DeBoer Jeff: Ben Davis
Matt here, I left my audio journal running so yes this is all captured in real time. Jeff tagged along and DILF and I don't really know why. Also Mud. Matt: Tate Newby Jeff: Ben Davis DILF: Ryan DeBoer Ripley: Sam Aaberg