It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced., and somehow the chaos levels continue to rise (no idea how we keep topping ourselves).

This week:

🍒 Fern’s tits become the accidental main event — truly a plot twist none of us saw coming.

🩳 Charlotte recounts her canned holiday featuring the infamous ‘short shorts’ — and yes, they were exactly as tiny as you’re imagining.

🎰 And Larissa gets kicked out of a Vegas casino — because nothing screams personal growth like being escorted out under fluorescent lights.

It’s messy, it’s honest, it’s oversharing at its finest — basically everything you’ve come to expect from us.

As always, expect belly laughs, too much information, and a reminder that we’re all just doing our best (e ...