Project: Psyop
MK Wonka
NASA or Bust
Let There Be Light!
What's Wrong With My People?
Farming Stimulator
FIX MY TV SONY
You Gonna Take Me Swimming?
Orifice To Air Missile
Them suspicious boys at EMP observe and report on a 30 year old court case that brings some more of the CIA's evildoings to light. Dakota and Pancake watch a video which shows a man that was taken and brainwashed through psychological pain and torture into possessing multiple personalities as a child, the goal of Project: Monarch. The CIA's has been caught AGAIN messing with the children of the world to commit crimes. Through these many black projects, they have fucked up much shit but yet are held unaccountable. Running scot-free and intending to do it again and again without regard for anything wholesome or moral, these bastards are coming for you next.
Them boys at EMP are discovering Loompa Land is not what it seems. From Charlie having brand new clothes and fresh paint in the house, to Charlie opening a moon pie-like product instead of a Wonka Bar like you and I remember. Looney Tunes not being Toons anymore and and Fruit of the Loom taking away their cornucopia from us. The powers at be are changing stuff for unknown reasons and doing so to mess with our perceptions of reality, or something. So Stay tuned and stay alert.
Those spacefaring boys at empsucks.com hammer out the details of manning #Mars, the importance of #fifa #worldcup2026 and @Astronautabby #nasa are just a bunch of really swell honest folks.
With a new paint job in the studio and some new kick ass cameras, them good ol' boys talk about moonshine and how inbreeding is still alive and well in Merica's south. They discuss the two best scenes in the movie "Deliverance" and how Game of Thrones is awesome as a book or television series. So get ready to lump two distinct peoples in with each other and give them a single term, "Redneck".
Them boys are showing a softer side here and talking about their creative influences when it comes to writing their lyrics. From past failed loves to adopting a certain mindset in order to write from a perspective. The Muses and thunderbolts of inspiration are always present in their lives. And then talking about Bra and Panties matches back in the good ol' days or the WWF.
Them boys from EMP bring you their second video podcast this time with FIXED AUDIO!!! They try to stay on topic discussing wildlife and Taylor Swift. And as people do, get confused as to which is which. Amazon Prime's Clarkson's Farm is brought up. And Dakota tries to talk about his morning. Pancake drinks liquid mushroom caca.
This is the boys' first attempt at releasing video along with an audio podcast. make sure to check it out on https://youtu.be/W-_VS9HcqnA?si=6LT4YYb1syPmorVg Pancake's Mic died about 3 minutes in. Sorry
Episode 3 This time the boys discuss: -Observations of the other half -Miami Vice vs Knight Rider -Too Many Michaels -Geometry
The boys at www.empsucks.com bring you their 2nd podcast episode. If you've been curious about how to spell "Orifice" or which shoes can take a pounding, or perhaps the Italian word for pig, size 4 heifers, or 4 mics 2 channels and 1 transmitters, then stay tuned in and tuned out! Na na na na na na na na.
Welcome to the conception of our new podcast Manic Digression! We talk about whatever comes to mind and try to get work done.