December football does not forgive — and this episode proves it.

On this week’s Five Aside, Dalu breaks down a chaotic Premier League weekend where Manchester City reminded everyone they’re inevitable, Arsenal fans were forced into another 90 minutes of stress, and Gyökeres somehow went missing again (someone please book that therapy session).

We dive deep into United’s win over Newcastle, questioning Amorim’s substitutions and asking whether United might actually function better without Bruno. Then it’s over to City vs Forest, where hope briefly existed… before Cherki casually erased it with pure sauce. City look complete, scary, and very much uninterested in Arsenal’s title dreams.

Arsenal’s win gets dissected with honesty — Odegaard criticism is put to bed, Declan Rice is officially a cheat code, and the real concern is laid  ...