Louchen Bros Podcast
by Brian LouchenSeason 1
Anaconda (2025) movie review
Do you think if Sir Mix-A-Lot never used the name of Anaconda, most people would still know what the Snake is? Would it be common knowledge? What if he went a different route and starting using pig references like "Hog"?Do you think Sasha would be done doing adventure stuff after this? Like I almost died by a person hunting me. Let's go around the world on a sail boat and sail through a tidal wave. Or does she just get a local library card, rent a book, and go sit down at Starbucks for some stupid-ass expensive coffee and call it a life? Masters of the Universe movie review
This is not your old Man of He's. He is a new Man He-Man. The He that He is now is not as Man as the Man used to be him. So what kind of Man is He that is He-Man now? He is not a Manly of Men He-Man but a Man of He that more woke of Men which is not the He of Men that I know as He-Man.The Mandalorian and Grogu movie review
At face value, an enjoyable movie. But why does Star Wars/Disney keep doing this? Do the people up top really live so high above us they can't understand the fans want more? For the love of the Force, give me REAL different. But yeah, Djarin kicks some ass.Hulk Hogan: Real American tv series review
He has a bit of a checkered history out of the ring. He definitely lost fans for it. But Hulk Hogan is the greatest and most influential wrestler to ever live. He was a huge part of why it has become the success it is nowadays. Love him or hate him, he helped influence my childhood as a wrestling fan and I will always appreciate him for it.Battlefield Earth movie review
Battlefield Earth. The worst movie in movie cinema history. - Brian. Some people might say this is one of the worst movies ever made. The rest of the people...... will also say it's one of the worst movies ever made. So, you know your boys had to really dig in and enjoy this like a hole in the head.Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2 movie review
How did Beatlejuice become a manager? I feel like he definitely should've been cleaning out toilets. If that doesn't smell like some sort of nepotism, I don't know what is.Killer Klowns from Outer Space movie review
This is one of my top 5 childhood movies. It resonates with me so hard. Goofy, childish, dark, light, fun, and just plain awesome.Twisted Metal - Season 1 review
Yes, I know Season 2 is out. Yes, I did watch it. Yes, Brian will get around to it. But for now, here is season 1.The Toxic Avenger (2023) movie review
Some of the best, classic movies are the worst budgeted and created movies. So, how do you possibly make it worse? Make a newer version with more money. Hmmm. Weird.