Looking For A Man In His Thirties: A Criminal Minds Podcast

Looking For A Man In His Thirties: A Criminal Minds Podcast

by Emma and Sara
Season 2
P911 - Kenneth Parnell
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Hello and welcome to episode 25 of Looking For A Man In His Thirties: A Criminal Minds Podcast. In this episode, Emma has suffered a medical incident, Sara has been on holiday and someone really wants you to believe that they’re buying kids to save them. Side note: We see you Spy Kid. Today, we’re recapping Season 2, Episode 2: P911, before telling you the unsettling case of Kenneth Parnell. Given the content of Criminal Minds, we recommend that this episode is suitable for ages 15+. - What Would Penelope Garcia Do? So what should you do if you come across child sexual abuse material online? The basic steps are the same: Copy or screenshot the url (web address) Screenshot any messages from the account sharing it, as well as their username/page/group Report the content to the site it’s being hosted on using the in-built report function if possible Report the content to law enforcement through your local police station or the websites listed below DO NOT SHARE THE MATERIAL. That is a crime. UK The IWF (Internet Watch Foundation) has an online reporting tool to lodge a report about child sex abuse material if you see it online, along with signposting to other resources you can use. IWF.org.uk If you have experienced online sexual abuse or are concerned about it happening to someone you know, reports can also be made at ceop.police.uk. As always, if you or the person you are helping is in immediate danger, contact the police on 999. USA rainn.org/get-the-facts-about-csam-child-sexual-abuse-material/what-should-you-do-if-you-or-your-child-has-been-victimized If you are in immediate danger or fear that a child may be, please call 911.
The Fisher King: Part 2 -The Troubled Teen Industry
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Hello and welcome to episode 24 of Looking For A Man In His Thirties: A Criminal Minds Podcast. In this episode, Emma is organising a stunt to highlight how bad her local bus services are , Sara is recapping her bedrotting escapades, and someone thinks their daughter is the holy grail. Side note: Reid, you badass. Today, we’re recapping Season 2, Episode 1: The Fisher King: Part 2, before telling you the appalling case of the troubled teen industry. Given the content of Criminal Minds, we recommend that this episode is suitable for ages 15+. - What Would Penelope Garcia Do? UK NSPCC (National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children) 0800 136 663 NAPAC (National Association for People Abused in Childhood) 0808 801 0331 Both these charities offer counselling and guidance support for adult survivors of childhood abuse. Childline is a helpline for children currently suffering 0800 1111 USA www.unsilenced.org https://bcsnetwork.org/
Season 1
Season 1 Special
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Hello and welcome to episode 23 of Looking For A Man In His Thirties: A Criminal Minds Podcast. In this episode, Emma has a sad story and touching tribute, Sara is lightening the mood and someone is named Season 1’s ultimate Baby Girl or Pretty Boy . Side note: Criminal Minds doesn’t have a great track record with queer characters, so we’re going to head canon ace Spencer Reid, lesbian Elle Greenaway, and perhaps a trans Penelope Garcia. Today, we’re recapping all of Season 1. and giving a special shout out to KookieKittenAlt on etsy for the incredible headbands. Check her out here: etsy.com/uk/shop/KookieKittenAlt What Would Penelope Garcia Do? Nothing for this episode, so Emma wants to highlight the following charities: Medical Aid for Palestinians: map.org.uk/how-to-help/donate Reporters Without Borders: rsf.org/en Mermaids: mermaidsuk.org.uk #TransRights #FreePalestine #FreePress
Ep 22: The Fisher King (Part 1) - Luka Magnotta
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Hello and welcome to episode 22 of Looking For A Man In His Thirties: A Criminal Minds Podcast. In this episode, Emma is forensically theorising, Sara is griping about the lack of communication in the workplace and someone is framing Elle for murder and making the team go on a quest . Side note: Never connect a personal laptop to the FBI’s WiFi. Rookie error there Penelope. Today, we’re recapping Season 1, Episode 22: The Fisher King (Part 1), before telling you the extremely heinous case of Luka Magnotta. Given the content of Criminal Minds, we recommend that this episode is suitable for ages 15+. - What Would Penelope Garcia Do? UK Justice Abroad - +44 203 488 2316 Justiceabroad.co.uk Prisoners Abroad - UK helpline - 0808 172 0098 International no. - +44 20 7561 6820 Lines open Mon-Fri 9:30am to 4:30pm (UK time) Prisonersabroad.org.uk Foreign, Commonwealth and Development office (FCDO) - +44 20 7008 5000 Lines open 24/7 US https://travel.state.gov/en/international-travel/help-abroad/arrest-detention.html Additional Reading https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luka_Magnotta https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jun_Lin
Ep 21: Secrets and Lies - Kim Philby
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Hello and welcome to episode 21 of Looking For A Man In His Thirties: A Criminal Minds Podcast. In this episode, Emma is recounting a bizarre scheme her dad has to get free flights, Sara is deeply confused about how that would work and someone is betraying their country. Side note: We had to talk about Trump… Sorry Today, we’re recapping Season 1, Episode 21: Secrets and Lies, before telling you the increasingly stupid case of Kim Philby of The Cambridge Five. Given the content of Criminal Minds, we recommend that this episode is suitable for ages 15+. - What Would Penelope Garcia Do? UK hopenothate.org.uk standuptoracism.org.uk US veteransfightingfascism.org refusefascism.org theanarchistlibrary.org/library/forming-an-antifa-group reddit.com/r/AntifascistsofReddit/comments/1iat0te/getting_involved Additional Reading https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Philby https://youtu.be/8aMxAYL5j-M?si=JDUH-pUlAc7k8IkQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnRDJpO21_4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWr4vX4Uz5s
Ep 20: Charm and Harm - The Beauty Queen Killer
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Hello and welcome to episode 20 of Looking For A Man In His Thirties: A Criminal Minds Podcast. In this episode, Emma is dealing with medical issues, Sara is pissed off with roadworks and someone is going state to state drowning women. Side note: Stop making excuses for your son…he’s a goddamn murderer. Today, we’re recapping Season 1, Episode 20: Charm and Harm, before telling you the insane case of The Beauty Queen Killer. Given the content of Criminal Minds, we recommend that this episode is suitable for ages 15+. - What Would Penelope Garcia Do? UK www.endviolenceagainstwomen.org.uk for signposting to services Domestic abuse helplines - all 24/7 England - 0808 2000 247 NI - 0808 802 1414 Wales - 0808 8010 800 Scotland - 0800 027 1234 USA https://www.justice.gov/ovw https://www.thehotline.org/stakeholders/domestic-violence-statistics/ Call1.800.799.SAFE (7233) Text "START" to 88788 Additional Reading https://criminalminds.fandom.com/wiki/Christopher_Wilder https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Wilder
Ep 19 : Machismo - José Antonio Rodríguez Vega
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Hello and welcome to episode 19 of Looking For A Man In His Thirties: A Criminal Minds Podcast. In this episode, Emma is trying to dissuade queerphobes from having kids, Sara is wondering why NHS departments don’t talk to each other and someone is murdering elderly women. Side note: Emma has a new prop: A tally chart of how Criminal Minds treats its queer (or queer-coded) characters. Today, we’re recapping Season 1, Episode 19: Machismo, before telling you the messed up case of José Antonio Rodríguez Vega. Given the content of Criminal Minds, we recommend that this episode is suitable for ages 15+. - What Would Penelope Garcia Do? UK Albert Kennedy Trust: email gethelp@akt.org.uk or submit an online referral at akt.org.uk Samaritans: 116 123 24/7 helpline if in crisis or 999 if in immediate danger. stonewallhousing.org USA bit.ly/USALGBTQHomeless (A note from Emma: I created this Google Doc so that the information that I worked hard to collate wouldn’t get lost in the Podcast Notes. Please share this doc with anyone who may need it, If there are any broken links or new groups, please comment or email us at lookingforamaninhisthirties@gmail.com) Additional Reading https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Antonio_Rodr%C3%ADguez_Vega https://morningcupofmurder.com/mcom
Ep 18: Somebody's Watching - John Hinckley Jr
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Hello and welcome to episode 18 of Looking For A Man In His Thirties: A Criminal Minds Podcast. In this episode, Emma is dealing with a broken radiator and an idiot plumber, Sara is reminiscing about walking in snow in wellies that were too big and someone is killing people in the name of love. Side note: Perhaps it’s not the best idea for an FBI agent to fall in love with a victim. Today, we’re recapping Season 1, Episode 18: Somebody’s Watching, before telling you the mind-boggling case of John Hinckley Jr. Given the content of Criminal Minds, we recommend that this episode is suitable for ages 15+. - What Would Penelope Garcia Do? UK www.paladinservice.co.uk for advice and support Helpline - 02038 664107 Email - info@paladinservice.co.uk National Stalking Helpline - 0808 802 0300 - freephone - lines open 9:30am to 4pm Mon - Fri, closes 8pm on Weds. victimsupport.org.uk - 24/7 free live chat available Support line 0808 168 9111. USA https://www.stalkingawareness.org/victim-service-provider-resources/ Victim Connect: 1-855-484-2846 Additional Reading https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hinckley_Jr. https://criminalminds.fandom.com/wiki/John_Hinckley,_Jr. http://www.youtube.com/@johnhinckley6860
Ep 17: A Real Rain - Bernhard Goetz (1984 Subway Shooting)
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Hello and welcome to episode 17 of Looking For A Man In His Thirties: A Criminal Minds Podcast. In this episode, Emma has a visit from the bomb squad (not clickbait!), Sara is trauma bonding with us over buying clothes online, and someone has decided to play vigilante. Side note: Hmm…vigilantes and overzealous reporters… What is this? A Marvel movie? Today, we’re recapping Season 1, Episode 17: A Real Rain, before telling you the stupefying case of Bernhard Goetz. Given the content of Criminal Minds, we recommend that this episode is suitable for ages 15+. - What Would Penelope Garcia Do? UK victimsupport.org.uk Call 0808 16 89 111 USA victimconnect.org Call 1-855-4VICTIM (855-484-2846). Also, write to your reps because the Trump administration is trying to slash federal funding for victim support. - Additional Reading https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGu44lpxK1w https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardian_Angels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikuDzwiVRBQ
Ep 16: The Tribe - Charles Manson
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Hello and welcome to episode 16 of Looking For A Man In His Thirties: A Criminal Minds Podcast. In this episode, Emma gets scammed by a buyer on Ebay, Sara raves about her new night vision driving glasses, and someone is killing teenagers and blaming Native Americans for it. Side note: Why are cults even a thing? Who is that stupid as to go along with one? Seriously. Today, we’re recapping Season 1, Episode 16: The Tribe, before telling you the insane case of Charles Manson. Given the content of Criminal Minds, we recommend that this episode is suitable for ages 15+. - What Would Penelope Garcia Do? UK chagossianvoices.org to learn more about the people and their fight or donate to their fundraiser for Chagossian representation at the UN. https://minorityrights.org/chagos-2025/ https://www.hrw.org/report/2023/02/15/thats-when-nightmare-started/uk-and-us-forced-displacement-chagossians-and USA https://thefulcrum.us/governance-legislation/reparations-native-americans https://narf.org/ https://www.hercampus.com/school/fsu/culture-how-to-celebrate-and-support-indigenous-peoples-this-november/ https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/11/27/thanksgiving-a-story-of-celebration-and-pain-in-maps Additional Reading https://criminalminds.fandom.com/wiki/Charles_Manson https://edition.cnn.com/2013/09/30/us/manson-family-murders-fast-facts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Manson
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