In this episode, I (Linz) talk about the layoff hellscape that is LinkedIn, my thoughts on the China Balloon and by request: discuss what inevitably ended my career as a House Mom at the strip club. I also touch on what it’s like to get old and going through the motions of being an adult (ew?). I might’ve been smoking weed the whole time, apologies in advance. I literally almost named this episode "Long Story Short".