Jenko: The Podcast

Jenko: The Podcast

by Jennifer and Miyoko

Personal Journals

Season 2

PSL season! Life is a simulation?!?! Nostalgia of our childhood

Pumpkin Spice and everything nice!! Hello Ladies and Gents and welcome back to The Jenko Podcast! We start this episode talking about Pumpkin Spice season! What do we love or hate about it? The aesthetic that comes with Pumpkin season and the feels it evokes. We also bring in the start of Jenny Season!! Which after reigning in the season we move to a very interesting topic. The idea of living in a simulation. Are we in a simulation? How could we break out of it? Why do people believe we live in a simulation? Ko then leads us down the path of childhood nostalgia. What shows and movies shaped us? What genres do we resonate the most with? So bulk up and get ready folks for Aliens, Indiana Jones, Alcohol, and ROBO DICK!!!!!!!!

Hair dye! Miniature houses and no houses!!!

Welcome explorers to this episode of The Jenko Podcast!! Today we start with the topic of hair colors! In between talk of bulls- yes bulls- we talk about reasons one would dye their hair? Is it interest, curiosity, mental breakdown, or because you're a woman and have rights?! Next we discuss the topics of miniatures. Jen leads us down the topic of renovating old doll houses and what goes into it. Is this something you've ever heard of? This leads us into our next topic which takes a little of a serious tone and that's the issue of homelessness. With all the empty and abandoned homes around, why aren't they used to house the homeless until they're able to get on their feet? This and so much more is in store. So stay tuned for hudson river brown, selling ass, and HOLY VODKA?!!!

We don't talk about book club...... with a side of emotional damage!!!

Hola ladies and gents!! Welcome back to this intriguing episode of The Jenko Podcast. We start this week's episode with the topic of Book Clubs!! And no we don"t mean a sexy book, book club you sucias!!!! We discuss proper book club etiquette. How should you treat each other? And what sort of books should be introduced to your club? With a little side tracking to Wattpad and AO3. We then move onto Emotions. What are our favorite emotions? What are our least favorite emotions? That then leads us to our most controversial emotions. So hang in there folks for dog videos, angry sex, and FLOATING TITTIES?!!!!!!!

Hobby Lobby! AI? White party.....Diddy?

Da na na naaaa! Our spider sense is tingling and it's telling us that you're back for another marvelous episode of The Jenko Podcast!! If you haven't guessed it we start off on a total tangent about the recent Spiderman movies. Shout out to Tom Holland! Ko then starts us off leading us down the topic of adult hobbies. The sorts of hobbies one can start and the difficulties of maintaining them that could lead to....Breaking the Law?!!. Jen then turns the conversation to the topics of A.I. How controlling it becomes and the application vs the intent. Afterwards, Ko brings the conversation to a close with the stigma of wearing white clothes. No Diddy we promise!! Or do we? Why do we have such a stigma for wearing white? Why are we afraid to wear white? And what's with the association of prestige and wealth that comes with the color white? Stay tuned spidey fans for an action packed episode filled with barking dogs, robo dick, golden shower, and ASS SUCKING?!!

Excuse me, did you say cults?!? Concert etiquette! Hair care!!

WE'RE BACK BABY!!! We're back and better than ever! Thank you for tuning in for Season 2 of The Jenko Podcast! In this pilot of the season we come to you with some invigorating new topics. We briefly touch upon the broad topic of Cults! Courtesy of Jen...had to be Jen smh. Ko then leads us down the topic of Concert etiquette and the dos and don'ts of a concert. So bitches better get in line! We lastly discussed the general topic of hair. The struggles, the maintenance, the fun of changing it and more. So please stay tuned folks for blood drinking, crowd surfers, skunk tails, and VIBRATORS?!!!!!!

Season 1

Spooky summer?? Concerts!! Schlongs!?!?

Hello Ladies and Gents! Thank you so much for having joined us for the first season of The Jenko Podcast! To conclude this lovely season we bring you something very sacred to us......... OUR SCHLONG!!!! But before we get to our magnificent schlong we discuss a cultural phenomenon. We delve into Summerween and our thoughts on it. You get to see how truly connected your hostesses are! WE'RE IN EACH OTHER'S MINDS!! We then touch upon the topic of concerts (which will eventually bleed into the second season) with the highlight of a specific band. Buckle up y'all for spooks, witchcraft, massive schlongs, and dinner bells for our grand finale!!!!

Pride!! Jen lost her essence? Scary water!?!?

It has come to a tragic end! It's all over, we're done! With Pride of course! That is until next year. In this lovely episode of The Jenko Podcast we talk about our experience at this year's Pride parade. We then discuss what Pride means to us as well as the importance of Pride. We then proceed to some very sad news. Y'all we regret to inform you of the loss of a very integral part of The Jenko Podcast. The Nail claps are GONE!! That's right Jen's nails are gone we discuss its absence and what this means to her. We then pivot to a very interesting topic and that's Oceans. Ko leads us down a discussion of Oceans and Lakes and the dark allure behind them. Which is safer? Which one is scary? And how deep is the ocean truly? Stay tuned folks for orgies, butt scratches, and TRENCHES!?!?!

Speed dating: Ye saga continues?! Adult kids? Solo trips!!!

Happy Pride y'all!! Hope you missed us! In this lovely episode of The Jenko Podcast, which predates the Pride parade, we touch upon a topic from our last episode. We hear from Jen about how her Speed Dating event went. Was she pleasantly surprised? Did it meet her expectations? Or was it absolutely horrible and will she quit men foreva?!!! We then move to the controversial topic of Adult Children. Young adults who are still treated like little kids from their parents. Does it stem from a lack of discipline? Perhaps parents are afraid to let their child grow up? Who knows! But we're gonna definitely judge them! Next Ko leads us down the topic of Solo Trips! The perks of traveling alone. What's scary about it? And what traveling alone has made her realize. As well as what her first trip alone was like. Stay tuned folks for laughs, judgment, brutality honest opinions, and......... Rexaulti?!

Soda? Speed dating!!! Love letters/ poems!?!?

Hola Amigos! On this episode of The Jenko Podcast we discuss some amusing topics. We start off with a very simple topic.....soda. Some of our personal favorites and which soda from our childhood had cough, cough a glow up? We then set the scene for a two part topic which is.....Speed Dating!!! That's right our very own Jen is going to a speed dating event and will let us know how it went and if it was everything she was expecting and more! The episode then progresses to the loss of or rather absence of love letters/poems. Where did they go? Why don't we still see old-timey romances or the art of literature anymore? Stay tuned folks for shenanigans, chaos, and shit cookies??

Tattoos, Camping, Irrational Fears?!?!

On this episode of The Jenko Podcast we explore the topics of Tattoos, Glamping/Camping, and Irrational fears. We delve into our favorite types of tattoo styles and the stigma that surrounds tattoos within different generations. We then move onto Camping vs. Gamping. What we've experienced and what we prefer as well as the benefits of getting away from everyday society. Lastly, we explore the Irrational fears that plague the hostesses of Jenko. Join us between laughs, outlandish comments, and ridiculous segues as we go through this episode together!!

1 of 2