Is Christmas Eve the eleventh day of Christmas or is it the twelfth?

Either way it's definitely the day I threw a dirty snot-filled Kleenex directly into my dad's face.

Of this, I could not be wrong.

I just don't know if my pipers were piping or my drummers were drumming in the background as this action took place...

I suppose it was both.

If I'd been listening closely enough. Maybe next year.

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