This frankenstein monster ends my threepeat - my most recent episodic trilogy - the George Lucas way, with more regret than one knows what to do with.

To which I say:

• Whatevz.
• Already forgotten about.

As if anywhere at all I have limited regrets in life? Come on.

• Seriously - come on!

Let's get going here.

We're only living with regrets because collectively we've decided we're okay with it. Well I say to that:

• No more.
• No more of this mediocrity among us.

Or at least I say that applies after this one. Because if mediocrity ever wanted a 21st century definition update? I believe this recording might sit as exhibit A.

Now, is that enough to convince you to go watch Anatomy of a Fall?

• I certainly hope so.

I really do ...