How long did you think it would take me to drill down the available conspiracy theories I've concocted to explain away my current-cross-life energy suckages?

• Turns out 10-17 days was the answer here so the smart money landed there -
  • in the 10-17 day futures bet.

Well hold on now... the smart money landed on "next day/last week" since that's the real story of what happened here...

• ... but why rehash old crapola
  • eh Canada?

I do apologize for the 49 seconds of time wasted thanks to the cat making an unwelcomed catmeo.

Yep... it was that unwelcomed.

Or should I say Frankie apologizes for that deflating moment of recorded nothingness, doing so from the 2nd bedroom where she's currently in isolated lock ...