Welcome back to 2008, where speaking in tongues is IN and the pourings are OUT! In part two of our ’08 trauma dump, we’re zooming in on the doctrinal distractions that were shoved in front of the congregation to keep people from asking too many questions about the latest Uncle Icky affair. How the hell did an evangelical revival in Florida being led by a dude we’ve never head of become Gary’s favorite topic??? Listen in to find out, and stay tuned as we unpack:

• Shadrach, Meschach and Abednego??????????
• Finally getting a taste of what our cult felt like “when John was alive”
• The abrupt change in marching orders from “keep it in the family” to “shout it from the rooftops”
• Evangelizing with ZERO experience at the Northridge Mall
• The existential burden of being asked to participate in “Divine Healing” ...