All I Want for Christmas is Hoops

Title Card:

NBA Christmas Day

Undercards:

Deep Threat vs Hail Mary: The COVID Chronicles

Antonio Brown vs Jonathan Lipnicki vs Jake Paul

So, this weekend of sports is as 2020 as it gets. The Denver Broncos started [insert name here] at quarterback after everyone got hit by the COVID stick, and Jake Paul made sure that Nate Robinson can't ever leave his home again. Bad for the Broncos and bad for Nate, but not for our boys! They put on their producer caps to cast the inevitable movie that'll be made about this weird weekend in Broncos history, and then debate who should be next in line to fight Internet supervillain Jake Paul between resident NFL crazy person Antonio Brown and 90s childhood hero Jonathan Lipnicki.

And for our title fight, JUJU ISN'T STUPID ANYMORE! ...Maybe. The NBA is BACK for Christmas, ...