IT'S HERE OH MY GOD IT'S HERE!

The 2024 NFL season is frickin' here and so are bagel breakfast sandwiches at McDonalds. Hear Sodie's official review.

What did Viking's fans learn about their dominant week 1 win against the Giants? Maybe nothing... but also maybe a whole lot, such as:

We're in first place! Our off-season additions are amazing! Harrison Smith is still incredible! Sam Darnold can do no wrong! And (too) many more!

Across the league, why Packers fans should be the happiest 0-1 team of all time. Kirk Cousins' first showing in Atlanta. Tyreek Hill had a hard time making it to the game. Rookie QBs largely struggle in their debuts.

Most importantly, though, Doc gets his first taste of Minnesota Sushi.

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