If you’re "mid," you’re finished.

That’s the blunt reality Bunny and Scot tackle in this episode of The Gen-x-istentialists.

Starting with a satirical pivot into the high-stakes world of artisan anchovy salt, the boys dive into a serious warning from the AI frontlines: the mediocre creative class is being purged. From there, it’s a high-speed chase through 80s hair metal trivia, the "black light" reality of social media friendships, and why we’re all living in parallel spaceships rather than intertwined communities.

Inside the conversation:

• The AI Revolution: Why "get good, scrub" is the only career advice that matters in 2026.
• Hair Metal Forensics: A deep dive into why Whitesnake swapped "Hobo" for "Drifter" and why Milton  ...