Is your life a slow march toward the grave, or are you just here for the full-sized Snickers?

In this special Halloween edition of The Gen-X-istentialists, Bunny and Scot trade in the Mega Wheel for the Pumpkin Wheel of Majesty to dissect the gruesome, the nostalgic, and the sugary. From Bunny’s ten-year stint at a mortuary college to Scot’s Stormtrooper memories in Bellevue, this episode rips the lid off the coffin on how our generation views the "Spooky Season."

Inside the conversation:

• Mortuary Confessions: Bunny drops some "stain-your-brain" facts about the embalming process. We’re talking stapled teeth, super-glued eyelids, and the alarming use of hacksaws in the name of science.
• Zombie Logistics: The brilliant reason why one mortician ...