If you had 30 days left on this mortal coil, would you be itemizing your toy collection or shooting hard drugs into places the sun don't shine?

In this episode of The Gen-X-istentialists, Bunny and Scot let Mega Wheel the Magnificent dictate the terms of their existential crisis. From the biological anomaly of Bunny’s 13.5-pound birth weight to the bureaucratic hellscape of the modern DMV, the boys navigate the fine line between "divine sparks" and the crushing weight of other people's schedules.

Inside the conversation:

• The Expiration Date: Bunny reveals his "boots on the ground" plan for his final month—selling off high-ticket collectibles so his wife stays flush—contrasted with his "idealized" plan involving heavy narcotics and zero reg ...