If you’re still trying to "look cool" in your 50s, you’re doing it wrong. In fact, if you haven't lost your sense of shame by now, the sponge baths of your 70s are going to be a real problem.

In this episode of The Gen-X-istentialists, Bunny and Scot spin Mega Wheel the Magnificent to navigate the minefield of human interaction and the vast, irritating void of deep space. From the practical utility of carrying tampons for gunshot wounds to the irrational fury triggered by the concept of "light years," the boys break down why being human is a team sport and why the universe is way too big for our petty bickering.

Inside the conversation:

• The Accomplishment Fallacy: Bunny and Scot dismantle the idea of "solo" success. Unless you're a sniper  ...