If you’re still buying the "fun size" bags of candy and turning your porch light off at 7:00 PM, you’re doing it wrong.

In this episode of The Gen-X-istentialists, Bunny and Scot give Mega Wheel the Magnificent a spin to usher in the spooky season. They dive deep into the essential rituals of October—from the obscure rockabilly 45s of The Kniff Files to the construction of high-budget PVC pipe dummies. But the conversation takes a hard turn into the cosmos when the wheel demands an answer on whether we’re truly alone in this "meaningless universe."

Inside the conversation:

• The Halloween Haunt: Bunny discusses the transition from a 150-kid-per-night suburb to rural isolation, the legend of Professor Ape, and why quantity al ...