Ed-Bo. Edders. Steady.

It was by these names and more that I never referred to Eddie Boylett. As a sobriquet, “Eddie” is perfectly effective and the suggestion that I adopt any variants to forge a frivolous fraternity is one at which I hiss. HISS, I say!

Eddie has elected to move on from the Funfiltered podcast. And so one has been compelled to cogitate: what morphemes can one offer by way of farewell or, at most, fare-okay?

Has he voided his contract? Yes, of course. But the open is no place for the airing of dirty laundry, unless you live in the Third World where drinking water is a commodity, community co-operation is key and worrying about your neighbour clocking some skids in your kecks is an accordingly bourgeois angst.

No, this new public of cyberspace demands the positive spin as I a ...