Funfiltered Episode #061 - "The Emperor Has No Clothes but, Like, Ironically"

Explicit

Sam “speaking”.

It took us XLs LX episodes to get here. A solid place. By no means is that to fling dusk at Lord Eddard B. No, I refer to the substance/subtext of 98% of our written output - the Stygian quagmire of what would strike any observer as divinely-ordained techno-shambles.

We've had all the luck of a Nobbly Bobbly between a pair of straighteners. The candied pebble-dash may suggest fortification, but 'tis mere gauze 'twixt the sizzling pincers, promising naught but a creamy puddle on whatever surface one has elected to perform this deranged procedure. And sure, we* like the sound of creamy puddles as much as the next pervert, but it's not sustainable, is it? Not filling, is it? It's not what you want for your dinner, is it? Or is it? I've lost all sense of time and place, I don't know whether there was a point to this, who I ...