Funfiltered Episode #055 - "The Oink Chromosome"

Explicit

Sam "speaking".

Fine.

I will acknowledge you, you tormenting tusker, since you so rudely refuse to loaf elsewhere. Don’t look at me with those big Dumbo eyes, it inseminates unbearable shame! And yes, readers, you’re welcome for the provision of “Dumbo” and “inseminates” in the same sentence. Your childhood be cussed, those scavenging bastards out there in Twitterville have been gorging on that corpse for yonks.

The release schedule for this podcast has variously been a week, two weeks, a month… A recent glance at the Funfiltered playlist (which, you know, IS THERE) revealed that we have fallen into a bimonthly cycle. The bad kind of “bimonthly”. That is, unless you abhor our bursting guts. Scarcely a fantastical notion. Not exactly a Frank Herbert-y conceptual confection that, is it?

Yeah,  ...