Funfiltered Episode #053 - "Farcical Decadence"

Explicit

Sam “speaking”.

Allow me to unlatch the portal to my mind. But before I do, let's evaluate why that sentence has uncentred you somewhat. Firstly, the image of a portal on a latch lacks form. You don't quite know what to picture. Secondly, it's not "a" portal. The "the" has necessarily transcended it beyond the figurative. It's "the" portal. It, like, exists. Finally, I'll be the first to admit that commencing a "communication" with a forthright invitation into one's mind, perhaps especially mine, can be distressing. I know. I wish I too could live in blissful ignorance.

Woe is me.

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