I apologise for this brief lapse in landlordiness, but the lady of the moment has yet to respond to any of my postings.

MAN SEEKING WOMAN, 35-40, EYES THAT IMPLIED CONFIDENCE WITHOUT BEING OBNOXIOUS:

I was sitting in the upstairs waiting area of the doctors' surgery last Tuesday. I was the chap holding a sample of his urine in a vial. As my name was called over the automated system, your infant repeated it in an infantile (as would follow) mimic. You gasped in amazement, turned and informed me that "Jeremy" and "Kettle" were the fifth and sixth words, respectively, that your child had articulated, albeit sloppily. I was in a rush but am I clinically bananas to think there was a connection there? I'd like to capitalise on this momentum we've generated and make hay while the Sun shines - forgive the mixed metaphors. I'm not getting youn ...