Final Femme

by Sidney & Jack - Horror movie review

Comedy Fiction Film Reviews

Season 1

Oh Lawd He OMEN (The Omen, 1976)

Luke-warm off the heels of The Exorcist comes The Omen! Another religious horror movie about evil children except this one is The Antichrist! Sit back and enjoy as Sidney and Jack tell you the tale of assassin nannies, evil dogs, fussy children, and a husband that lied to his wife to make it all happen!

Poltergeist, 1982 (Poltern : to rumble or rant)

After Close Encounters of the Third Kind but before The Goonies, Steven Spielberg co-wrote a movie about ghosts you can hear through a TV. Only five-year-old Carol Anne can hear these voices and is soon taken away by the ghosts. Listen to our voices as we take you through every storm, clown encounter, and closet rave Poltergeist has to offer!

Sentinel Event Horizon (Event Horizon, 1997)

Onboard the ship Event Horizon, a crew on a rescue mission is haunted by the truth of what really happened to this missing vessel. Learn the truth as Sidney's love of this visceral bloodbath slowly turns Jack insane. Much like any crew that comes in contact with Event Horizon.

TReMoRs - formerly Land Sharks (Tremors, 1990)

Val and Earl’s dull lives are upended by mysterious murders in their small town of Perfection. With help from the eclectic residents of the town, Val and Earl learn about the subterranean serial killer worms that threaten their survival. Join Sidney and Jack as they tunnel, shoot and explode their way through Prehistoric worm butts!

Mama's Psycho Boy (Psycho, 1960)

It's the 1960's, folks! And Psycho has it all! A man obsessed with his mother! A swampy bog that can fit so many bodies and automobiles! An old woman that lives at the top of the hill, in a big house, and sneaks down to murder all the women her grown son fancies! I'm telling you, this movie has everything!

Put a RING on it (The Ring, 2002)

In 2002 Japanese Horror began to make its way to the United States in a big way with the release of the American version of Ring. A tale of a cursed tape where anyone that watches will die in 7 days! But fear not dear listener! You'll need only listen as Sidney and Jack talk you through all the haunts, horror, and hilarity!

Sigh-day the 13th (Friday the 13th, 1980)

Who keeps murdering camp counselors at Camp Crystal Lake? What's the best way to chop a mean snake? How do you play strip Monopoly? Does Kevin Bacon play a good Midwest kid? Have a listen as Sidney and Jack tackle these questions and more!

Tucker & Dale vs Sidney (Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, 2010)

This 2010 comedy takes the college slasher genre and throws it into a woodchipper! Two rednecks with relative hearts of gold defend themselves from a series of misunderstandings. Grab yourself a beer flavored beer (or chamomile tea) and listen as Jack takes Sidney down the Comedy/Horror rabbit hole.

Hell House (extremely)Limited Liability Company (Hell House LLC, 2015)

Quickest way to open a haunted house - use an already haunted house! In this 2015 found-footage film, five friends will overlook every red flag to open their house of horrors on time. Even if it kills them!

Don't SCREAM (Scream, 1996)

Sidney loves Scream. Jack loves Scary Movie. While their plots aren't identical our fearless hosts delve into this 90's classic that has everything! Creepy telemarketer quizzes! The Fonz afraid of his own reflection! So dear listeners, what is your favorite scary movie?

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