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by Sidney & Jack - Horror movie review
One loves horror movies and the other hates them. Together they weave through the plot and take a stab at finding horror movies that everyone can enjoy.
Podcast episodes
Five Nights at Family Issues (Five Nights at Freddy's, 2023)
Furries and forts. Bad guys and bears. Rock ‘n’ roll rabbits and rampaging face-eating cupcakes. Sid and jack step into the world of Chuck E Cheese…err Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza but no amount of lucid dreaming will take away the dead-eyed animatronic faces burned into their minds.
Fantasmas Tristes (The Orphanage, 2007)
Last time we watched a little girl that could commune with dead adults trying to keep the living out of their house. This time we're watching a little boy that can commune with dead kids that are trying to keep the living at their house forever! And fair warning - this one isn't a comedy. So get ready to get spooked! Maybe have a box of tissues handy. And invite all your childhood friends because Jack and Sidney are watching El Orfanato!
Beetle Breakfast (Beetlejuice, 1988)
Hey kids! Come on down to Beetle Town with Jack and Sidney! Got a pesky family you can’t exorcise? Try a Harry Belafonte song! Just be sure not to call on the man in the stripes! Beetle Guise, Beetle Guise—oh, don’t say his name thrice! You don't want this ghoulish sleaze in your graveyard!
sCARRIE (Carrie, 1976)
High schools can be rife with pecking orders. In 1976's Carrie, most highschoolers pick on Carrie. Teachers pick on Carrie. Even Carrie's own mother picks on Carrie. Well the tables are about to be turned when Carrie develops telekinesis! Jack and Sidney pour over the details of this classic horror from Stephen King that we pray you'll find to be buckets of fun! The only question is, who are you taking to prom?
Chomp Chomp of the Damned (Queen of the Damned, 2002)
Lestat is the only vampire with riffs so sick it'll stir the queen of all vampires from her slumber. But if you want to wake Lestat, all you need is a little turn-of-the-century nu metal! So stake down a spot, dear listener, and tune in to Sidney and Jack as they talk Queen of the Damned! A rockin' good-time with more holes in the plot than a vampire's victim!