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False Graves

by Akbabydue (The Light Bringer) & The Furman

Comedy Society & Culture

Season 2

We were right about everything

In this epsiode we continue our crusade to be more popular the butt and boobs. Other topics such as: Why pooping in the back of a toilet is good and called an upper decker, are the drones actually aliens? Is sleeping with 1000 men in one day good for your mental health? Solid fitness advice with live demonstrations (ASMR) Tune in to your soul's delight!

Your Life Fixed, Instantly, Right Now.

S2 EP6 In this episode we cover, what is love? Jay Z being charged for crimes alongside Diddy, What real justice is, Who is the Mob and what is actually behind them, The future of mass consciousness.

Get Help, Now, Today!

S2 EP5 False Graves. In this Episode we cover, the corruption of the health insurance industry. The death of the United Healthcare CEO. Why washing your hands is a beta move and killing your power levels. Joe Biden Pardoning his son Hunter Biden. Canada becoming the 51st State. Problems with Justin Trudeau. How to keep the love of your life, and much more!

Are Women The New Men?

In this episode we cover how men are continually losing the battle of the sexes, why the word "OK" is the worst in the English language, why hand lotion is actually a nightmare for your soul, how hard nft's fell off, the reason why tyranny is better than oligarchy and much more!

Why Celebrities Suck

In This Episode we cover: Why Celebrities Suck, The Gaming Industry's Fall from grace, Mc'Donalds giving you rock hard nipples, our mission to be more popular than ass and tittes, why being a foot centrist is controversial, Furman secretly being a prude, healthy ways to handle your anger, and what loyalty really means.

One Life To Edge Hard

False Graves S2 E2 In this episode we cover initial reactions to trump's election, how you can like Trump and Billie Eilish, Water finally being improved, Jake Paul VS. Mike Tyson, does Connor McGregor cheat on his girlfriend?, are senators true hedonists?, how rich people actually go broke, staying in authority, staying away for cuckary, our biggest turn off's, and Peterson Glazing Trump, and much more!

The Golden Child

False Graves Podcast S2 EP1 Guest Star Frickalicious, "The Golden Kid, With the Platinum Mind." In this Episode we cover: Sandwich making expertise with Frickalicious, how important having "The Sauce" is. Why the place you need a straw is the place you are least likely to get one, how some people are unknown masochists, how sadism can be used for good, how nuts have too many calories to be real and should be banned by the laws of nature, how OJ and the Kardashians were the original controversy celebrities, why the Sonic Drive-In Chain is a terrible franchise, how people who walk the line between good and evil have the largest capacity for each, and much more!

Season 1

The Problem With Facts

EP18 False Graves Podcast In this episode with cover an ongoing issue with Shelia, Trump working at McDonald's, how feelings don't care about your facts, and how diving head first into madness is one of the best things you can do for your life today.

Electric Lifespan

EP17 False Graves Podcast. In this episode we cover The Furman's lack of attendance and recent health crisis, potentially related to cricket consumption. We introduce our first ever guest host, Sam Deno AKA "The Sauce". We discuss the backstory behind The Sauce meeting The Light Bringer in a cave 700 years ago and how he had the best barbeque stand in the entire cavern. We also discuss how desire is misrepresented in the modern world and by traditional religion, Why having babies is an act of gratitude to nature, god, the universe etc., how nature will always balance those who stray to far from the natural order. Why pimping isn't easy and why you should never get your women different lunchables, and last but not least how facing the void is something you should never shy away from or waste.

We're Eating Crickets (Literally)

EP16 In this episode we eat live crickets on our livestream, Literally. A lot of this episode will be better enjoyed on our You tube Channel Given the Graphic Visual Nature of this episode. We also discuss Hurricane Milton, Why are people so obsessed with Cults? What most people get wrong about power and their relationship to it. Why eating crickets is good for the world, and the lengths we would go to please our viewers. Thanks guys

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