Eww, Sports

by Eww, Sports

Season 1

The Lakers Are in Trouble, Jokic Deserves Better, and Ja Morant Gives Up Dunking

00:00 Intro 04:10 Pelicans Upset the Phoenix Suns 07:18 Will Zion Ever Be Healthy 10:15 Phoenix Suns Can’t Finish without KD 11:45 Ja Morant Says He’s No Longer Dunking 15:30 NBA Viewership Continued Decline Discourse 23:53 Luka Stat Padding in Mavs vs Wizards 35:25 Lakers Are Losing (And Badly) 38:30 Shoutout to the All City Network 40:00 Back to the Lakers 45:20 Clippers Got Their Butts Kicked 48:25 Bones Hyland Sidebar 50:40 James Harden Is Nothing W/O Kawhi or Norman Powell Now 53:50 Warriors Break 5 Game Losing Streak 1:02:28 Ime Called the Rockets Team Out 1:04:36 Spencer’s Nuggets Rant Begins with Cavs Game 1:08:00 Nuggets Team Looks Joyless (Jamal to Blame?) 1:18:58 Nuggets Can’t Rebound, Shoot, or Defend

S1 · E36

Dec 6, 2024

1:31:43

Are the Houston Rockets Contenders, the Bucks Are Back, and Lakers Are Struggling

00:00 Intro 08:40 Intro to Houston Talk (we ramble a bit lol) 14:50 Are the Houston Rockets Real? 28:57 The Timberwolves Are Suffering 37:45 Lakers Are Also Suffering 43:32 Mavs 8-1 in Last 9 48:22 Celtics Are Still Great Despite Injuries 53:47 Hawks Are the Most Confusing Team Ever 1:00:53 Bucks Were Trash but Now Above .500 1:04:28 What are the Nuggets doing? 1:12:53 Warriors Losing Streak

S1 · E35

Dec 3, 2024

1:20:48

Can the Nuggets Contend w/ Jamal Murray, NBA Getting Rid of Conferences, Porzingis is Back

00:00 Intro 02:50 Thanksgiving Must Haves 05:57 Nikola Jokic is Back 08:05 Lakers Can’t Beat the Nuggets 15:22 Can the Nuggets Win Another Ring with Jamal? 22:32 What Happened to Tyrese Haliburton? 25:54 What Can the Timberwolves Do? 29:20 Celtics Concerns In the Clutch 32:44 Porzingis, Ja, and KD Are Back This Week 34:50 Are the Nets the Best Tanking Team? 37:44 Warriors 4Q Meltdown for Loss to Spurs 43:34 Fred Vanvleet Outburst 44:30 Heat Break Mavs 4-Game Win Streak 49:11 NBA Getting Rid of Conferences? 52:28 Magic 8 Ball Takes 🪄

S1 · E34

Nov 26, 2024

57:15

Franz Wagner Game Winner, Embiid Comments on Team Meeting, and Luka Is Out with Injury

00:00 Intro 2:00 76ers Drama Continues 16:24 Celtics Give Cavs First Loss 24:14 Franz Wagner Going Crazy 27:52 AD & Lebron Miss Clutch FTs 30:15 Dalton Knecht Went CRAZY 32:06 Warriors Beat the Hawks Bigtime 38:07 Wolves Are Still Struggling 42:54 Suns Are Also Still Struggling 45:30 Nuggets Finally Win Without Jokic 52:50 Luka Is Out For an Extended Time 56:42 Caitlin & Spencer Agenda Tracker

S1 · E33

Nov 22, 2024

1:01:18

Tyrese Maxey Calls Out Embiid, Nuggets Winless Without Jokic, & Hawks Win by 1

00:00 Intro 02:50 Sexy Sports 04:38 Warriors Last 30 Seconds Collapse 06:50 Warriors Missed 10 Free Throws 10:30 What Happened to Brandin Podziemski 13:38 Harden 16 Assists, Zubac 17 Rebounds 16:14 Magic Beat Suns W/O Paolo 18:09 Suns Need KD 21:40 Nuggets Can’t Win Without Jokic 22:15 Jamal Murray Off Gallivanting in NYC 29:35 Nuggets Don’t Know How to Play 32:56 Hawks Win by 1 37:08 Keon Ellis 9 Triples 39:53 No FTAs for Embiid in a Whole Game 45:16 Checking on the Standings 51:17 Joel Embiid Called Out By Team 57:05 Was Giannis Out of Bounds? 58:58 Bucks Beat Rockets by 1 1:02:48 Magic 8 Ball Takes 1:05:33 Is Kyrie Taking Over the #1 Spot on Mavs

S1 · E32

Nov 19, 2024

1:11:14

De'Aaron Fox 60-Piece, Jared Mccain Rising the ROTY Ladder, Lebron 4th Straight Triple-Double

00:00 Intro (Spencer is severely ill) 03:45 Sexy Sports Highlights 05:45 SGA Whole Half No FTAs 08:05 Suns Lose to Thunder 8:50 Nurkic and Plumlee Still Suck 11:07 Suns Can’t Win Without KD 17:12 Clippers Were Pretenders 19:45 Rockets Developing Well 22:30 Nuggets Lose Embarrassingly 37:18 Warriors-Grizzlies Refs Were WILD 45:37 Lebron 4th Consecutive Triple-Double 48:44 Bronny Skipping G-League Away Games 52:37 De’Aaron Fox 60-piece (despite the loss) 55:13 Kyle Kuzma Time to Leave 1:00:05 Dyson Daniels is Balling 1:02:58 Cam Thomas Been Balling 1:04:16 Has Been Scoring TOO Much?? 1:08:20 Jarred Mccain Going Crazy 1:10:33 Joel Embiid is Trash 1:13:15 Caitlin & Spence Agenda Tracker

S1 · E31

Nov 17, 2024

1:17:12

Steph Curry Spoils Klay's Return to the Bay & More NBA Cup Night 1 Reactions

00:00 Intro 02:11 Warriors vs Mavs 04:23 Klay Returns to Chase Center 10:05 Steph Curry Went Beast Mode 12:30 Both Teams Showed Up 18:30 Mavs Lose Last Three 19:18 Luka Is Not Feeding the Hot Hand 26:37 Warriors Playing their Best Basketball 31:31 Sexy Sports Highlight Clips 35:14 Erik Spoelstra Causes the Heat’s Loss 37:41 Tyler Herro Monster Game 39:04 Celtics Lose to Trae Young-less Hawks 47:04 Joel Embiid is the Worst 53:05 Magic 8 Ball Predictions

S1 · E30

Nov 14, 2024

1:02:14

Nikola Jokic Has No Ceiling, Chet Holmgren Out with Injury, Suns Lose Without KD & more

00:00 Intro 05:05 Chet Injury 09:36 Sexy Sports Highlights 13:00 Warriors beat Thunder 16:40 Steve Kerr Coaching Differently 17:45 De’Anthony Melton on Jdub 20:34 Steph vs Shai 23:30 Buddy Hield Fits So Well 24:40 Warriors Are Forreal 26:30 Cavs Are Still Undefeated 28:40 Eastern Conference All-Stars 30:06 Doc Rivers Gotta Pack His Bags 31:50 Giannis and Jaylen Brown Beef 32:28 Joel Embiid Returns Wednesday 36:45 Shoutout to Lamelo Ball (He’s Balling) 37:30 The Knicks Suck 44:50 Nikola Jokic Our King 50:00 Nuggets Young Guys Cooking 56:00 CB Room for Improvement 59:19 Nuggets Starting to Push the Pace 1:00:20 Moving to Serbia When Jokic Retires 1:05:15 Jamal Murray Calls TO for the Mavs 1:06:49 Michael Passer Jr 1:11:50 Jamal and Jokic 2-man game 1:12:45 Kyrie Irving 1:17:42 Luka the Ball Hog 1:22:24 Klay Thompson Back to Chase Center 1:26:45 Suns vs Kings OT 1:33:19 Nurkic & Plumlee Suck 1:37:20 Checking in on Standings Predictions 1:39:48 Magic 8 Ball Takes

S1 · E29

Nov 12, 2024

1:46:56

Nuggets Hand OKC First Loss, Warriors Beat Celtics, Lakers Are Losers, & more

00:00 Intro 04:35 Spencer’s Mom Calls 05:36 NUGGETS ARE BACK 06:35 Sexy Sports Interruption 9:09 NUGGETS ARE BACK 11:50 Hunter Tyson 14:40 Nuggets Young Guys Learning 15:50 Peyton Watson Growing 18:00 Russell Westbrook’s Impact 18:44 Christian MF Braun 23:33 Nikola Jokic is our president 28:22 We Love You Russell Westbrook 31:30 OKC’s Downfall 33:53 Where Was Chet? 36:11 Celtics vs Warriors 37:40 Payton Pritchard vs Buddy Hield 38:45 Caitlin’s Warriors Win vs Celtics 39:50 Steve Kerr’s Rotations 42:50 Celtics Downfalls 46:30 Chucking Up Triples 48:20 Warriors Upcoming Schedules 49:17 PG and 76ers LOSE to Clippers 50:20 Joel Embiid Suspended for Altercation 54:45 Knicks and 76ers Do Not Look Good 57:33 Knicks Need a Dawg 1:02:40 Cavs are 9-0 1:04:40 Suns are 7-1 and Dominant 1:05:38 Tyus Jones Great Addition 1:07:17 Lakers Have Lost 4 out of last 5 1:10:14 D-Lo Has Got to Go 1:11:12 Lakers Went from Hot to Not 1:12:40 Will Doc Rivers Be Fired Mid-Season? 1:13:40 Caitlin & Spence Agenda Tracker 1:16:11 Magic 8 Ball Questions

S1 · E28

Nov 7, 2024

1:21:40

Kansas City is Unbeatable, Saquon Barkley is CRAZY, and Bryce Young's First Victory Formation

00:00 Intro 03:04 Sexy Sports Highlights of the Week 06:52 Denver Broncos Lose to Ravens 16:35 Eagles and Jags 21:35 Cowboys Season is Over 23:05 Ezekiel Elliott Out for Disciplinary Reasons 24:28 Cowboys Mentality Issues 27:13 Cowboys Need to Clean House 28:20 Cooper Rush Starting Over Trey Lance 31:20 Bryce Young First W 37:57 Chris Olave Injury 40:20 Saints Still Lose with Derek Carr 41:41 Rams Win 3-0 45:42 Commanders 7-2 47:45 Lions Also Rolling 50:41 Kansas City Must Be Stopped 54:49 Rashaad White 55:54 Magic 8 Ball Questions

S1 · E27

Nov 5, 2024

1:01:20

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