The EveryBody Hates Us Podcast
Season 1
E8 How to become alpha
E7 Pickle Gloves
E6 Soggy Mug
E5 Bread Hole
E4 Tiger Woods' Blood (Ft. Austin)
E3 Loose Grandma
E2 Jelly Bean Massacre
by Elijah, Parker, and Noah
Join Eli, Parker, and Noah in episode eight. In this special episode, three goons talk about everyone owning their own nuke, more on the advancement of technology, Logan Vs Floyd fight. We find our rap names, and finish off with what's to come on this really weird podcast. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com
Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode seven. In this weird episode they discuss Thanos' condiment gauntlet. They Introduce two new segments called, WTF was that sentence, and The one word sentence. They also dive into personal spooky stories, and finish with more TikTok filters and bits with some bullsh*t in between. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com
Join Eli, Parker, and Noah in episode six as they get into Mr Musks agendas, Jesus' new cult, the Josh fight, and your dad giving you fake nipples to help you fit in. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com
Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode five of the Everybody Hates Us Podcast. In this episode they get into social medias affect on teens, nostalgic tv shows, world of esports, and wrap it up with fast food. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com
Join Eli, Parker, and Noah in episode four of this outrageous podcast. In this episode they introduce their first guest, and get into the lego black market, Sasquatch shave'n his nuts with a manscaped lawn mower 3.0. they dive into dream cars, get into depth of games, and finish off with some weird ass dreams. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast at EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com
Join Eli, Parker, and Noah in the third episode of this delightfully disturbing podcast. In this episode they talk about some fun stories from the high school days, a New Yorker saving a man from a bridge, and some other random bullshit that makes no sense at all. New episodes air every Friday! Send us topic ideas, critiques, or just a good roast at EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com
Join Eli, Parker, and Noah as they kick the second episode off with an inside look at dreams dates, stocks at a young age, and a good ol" Would You Rather segment. New episodes air every Friday! send us topics, critiques, or just a good roast at EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com
Join Eli, Parker, and Noah, as they dive into how this podcast came to be. This is episode one of a new podcast series, full of crazy stories, deep talks, and a lot of laughing. Featuring Eli's tummy issues.