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by Elijah, Parker, and Noah

Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah as they dive into the realities of what today's teenage dream looks like. In this laughing stock of a podcast, three dudes from the state of Wisconsin come together in a small studio to share their idiotic ideas, regretful stories, and deep mind-twisting conversations. So for all the teenage drama-leeching, wacky-humored, and un-offendable people out there, this podcast is just for you. Start li ... 

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  • Season 2

  • E29 King of the castle

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    E29 King of the castle

    S02 E29
    01:00:42
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    Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode 29 as they bring back the energy with recent news involving the Queens passing (RIP), fishin, movies that scarred Eli, and Tinder. They get into games, honey for rich people, and end on furry dancers. Send topic ideas, critiques, or a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

  • E28 My Stretched Rocket

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    E28 My Stretched Rocket

    S02 E28
    55:50
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    Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode twenty-eight as they dive into car shows, unforgivable crimes, and alpha male routines. Wrapping up with Musks' plan to buy Twitter, released government documents, crop circles, and Parker teaching how to properly infiltrate a society. Send topic ideas, critiques, or a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

  • E27 I Am Vengeance

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    E27 I Am Vengeance

    S02 E27
    57:51
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    Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode twenty-seven as they talk about the smack that instantly became a meme, girls doing the doo (totally not true) Marylands law that might've been, good ol' Dennis the regular, and the new batman movie. Send us topic ideas, critiques, or a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

  • E26 Rage Quitting

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    E26 Rage Quitting

    S02 E26
    51:55
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    Join Eli, Parker, and Noah on episode twenty-six as they dive into the war, doors vs wheels. They talk about new movies coming out, video games, and rage quitting. Then get into the mysterious company that might be Illuminati, and end with over- weight people along with some deep thoughts throughout the episode. Send us topic ideas, critiques, or a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com

  • E25 Lightning McCream

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    E25 Lightning McCream

    S02 E25
    56:44
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    Join Elijah, Parker, and Noah on episode twenty-five as they discuss language, Phineas & Ferb, shower routines, brushing your teeth, future of cars. They get into scandals and end on criminal d*ck shortening. Send us topic ideas, critiques, or a good roast to EveryBodyHatesUs7@gmail.com