Wine, mimosas, and plants take up the first quarter of this episode. Specifically, harping on a wine tasting experience being a must, needing an unhealthy (possibly) amount of mimosas, and Siddeeq becoming an interior decorator.

1.4 billion pounds of cheese owned by ONE entity. Who? The good-ole US government. A wild thing to write, let alone say out loud. Deeq and Ev go on a rant about food assistance programs started by the surplus of cheese (fucked), comparing cheese and coffee to tea and biscuits, and finally designing our own version of what the facility used to store this ungodly amount of cheese would look like.

Cheese sparks our next debacle; the quality of school lunches. The cheese pizza was a staple of the school lunch ensemble; good or bad, it never missed a day. We then go on to happier times with the evolution of tastier ...