Empty The TankExplicit
by Evan Brown and Siddeeq Ali
2 Former College Teammates banter (and bicker) about Sports, Culture and Today's News for Public Consumption.
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Podcast episodes
Season 2
A New Dawn
Mannnnn y’all know what the vibrations is. We’re byke. Rested, excited to fill up your ear canals, and even more excited to argue with all of you over our plethora of talking points. You can expect to hear about 13% of the Burger King jingle earnings being given to legendary composer, Hans Zimmer. Our takes on the Eagles and Chiefs Super bowl and how the world will soon end due to the advances in the latest AI known as CHATGPT. As always our dialogue isn’t complete without a couple rabbits holes being plunged into. We’re excited to be back folks. Don’t mistake our dialogue for us wanting to debate with you. Side note… we do. Let a rip.
Knife to the Kranium
Ben Affleck and Hemp/CBD/THC infused seltzers help us get this one started. Ben don’t really look like a people person and are these infused seltzers a placebo? Evan takes us into his first day at the his new place of employment. Yes, Evan is back to the 9 to 5 employment format. Bets for how long this will last are being taken as we speak. Just DM the ETT page to inquire on odds. The boys then decipher multiple types of “shit” words. Horseshit, apeshit, bullshit, dogshit, and batshit capture our attention for the better part of 10 minutes. Watching the All Star game while complaining about the heat in our air conditioned venue pretty take us into the conclusion of this pod.
Efficient Twerking and PBJ Bacon Sandwiches
Its hot... as fuck. But we (and you) are here. Empty The Tank is an all weather and all season show. At inception, we pay homage to Matt Vasgersian and John Madden, and invent an alarm clock that involves a morning visit from THE Eric Byrnes. After that, well, we descend into chaos. The legend of Miss Twerksum is told, and Meg the Stallion continues to keep us in a headlock that we will not fight. We also discern the difference between twerking and "moving one's waistline". An important distinction for the culture. We then give a brief history of former Hyundai Unicorn/Pittsburgh Pirate Jung Ho Kang - a 3x Dui'er who has returned to South Korea. From there, NBA gambling is discussed, Elvis' death and diet is scrutinized and Evan makes a stunning confession. BoneAppleTea
Sometimes The Greats, Fall
Black, West Indian, and Dominican men are all the same. Literally. They just enact their shenanigans in different regions of the world. We’re just lucky we get to see it all within the boroughs of NYC. A discussion on the Yankees and Mets domination as well as they comparability to the rest of the league. We go over the league in general as well as discuss possible player scenarios that might make Evan throw up. The BBL’s are still going very strong. While we love to see it, we have to wonder if they’re that good of an investment. For some situations, anyway. Mysteries of the world is what hits us next. Constant humming coming from nowhere and eternal lady mummies in China. Evan leaves us with a MASSIVE pause. Pause.
Full Scholarship to Play the Block
Hope you enjoyed the long weekend boys girls and pets, the boys are back. After a few days of watching other people play with fireworks we are behind the mics again, admiring female sportscasters, debating the logistics of playing the block, reflecting on NBA free agency and figuring out the best day of the week. All in under an hour. We amaze ourselves too. BoneAppleTea.