We sympathize with the olympic athletes who received “no contests” for various mishaps while marveling at the Jamaican women track runners and their utter dominance.

Certain females want the most to be done while giving the least; breadwinner x homemaker.

You’re less important and way less athletically inclined that any Olympic athlete. Simmer down and let them be great in every way.

Crypto. The Future.

Song: Shake Shake Shake by Majid Jordan