We were going to write something clever/funny/moronic to summarize what we talked about and why we talked about it, But even we don't fucking know.

The following topics were discussed in this episode:

The work ethic of Dominican teenagers.

The Re-Opening of Texas

The horniness of old men- namely Cuomo, Dick Pick Mic (Mickey Callaway), Jared Porter

How much a kid needs to work to "Make It"

Hunter Greene Being an Alien

95mph fastballs being an invitation to violence

Neither Siddeeq nor Evan can or will ice skate

We don't double text, unless you're pretty, but pretty women are shitty texters, so in conclusion:

Happy Monday

Drake - Lemon Pepper Freestyle