Eldest Daughter Podcast
DATING LORE PT. 2
DATING LORE PT. 1
THE DAUGHTERS IN PARIS
NO OSCARS FOR YOU
REDDIT REACTIONS NO.1
WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU
“Wuthering Heights” - Heavy on the Quotation Marks
MEN DON'T EXIST
by Eldest Daughter Podcast
Hi Daughters! Your crazy dating stories were so good we needed to make a part 2. From spending the night in a pimped out short bus to date stacking in europe, our daughters have seen it all! Enoy more dating lore.✨ Find us on Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: https://instagram.com/bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Chapters 0:00 – Welcome back, daughters 1:57 – She spent the night in his pimped out short bus 6:03 – Tiana's gym date invited her to a Molly party 9:43 – The "hey diva" test every man needs to pass 12:12 – 4 perfect dates, a Europe trip, and a "keep shining" breakup text 22:48 – Date stacking is real and being trusting doesn't make you gullible 27:00 – Performative Brooklyn males are literally Mockingjays 28:48 – "Never trust a man with scoliosis" and other unhinged closing arguments 30:57 – He pulled it out on the couch next to her mom AND her grandma 35:43 – The community theater magician with the micropenis 41:29 – He called her man-hating because she thinks PTA is overrated 44:13 – "He has a good relationship with his mom" is NOT a green flag 48:19 – The conservative who markets women's lingerie as humanitarian work 53:08 – The silent stand-up class guy who kissed like a metronome 59:11 – Love you, daughters
Hi Daughters! On this episode we read the crazy dating stories you wrote into us. There are so many twists and turns that we never expected… you’ll have to listen to find out. And this is only part 1! ✨ Find us on Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: https://instagram.com/bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast Chapters: 0:00 – Go Leave Us Five Stars Right Now We'll Wait!! 0:35 – We Finally Got Your Dating Horror Stories and OH BOY 1:36 – No Life Updates Just Working 2:06 – Canadian Tuxedos?? 3:23 – The Carolinas Are Calling & Tiana's Secret Southern Lore 8:13 – Beach House Parents Loved Her, Their Son Was a Nightmare 12:56 – Actually This Is Giving Shania From Mormon Wives 15:15 – Youth Group Lore Unlocked: The Bikini Dad Panel and Other Crimes 21:06 – Magic Tricks on a First Date?? Green Flag Actually 23:17 – He Showed Up Drunk, She Paid $328, and THEN She Dated Him for Four Years 26:35 – Subway Parking Lot Date With the Guy Who Called Her a Fake African 33:28 – Sir Why Are You Road Raging on the Way to the Pumpkin Patch 38:39 – Bailyn's Car Accident That Accidentally Paid for Grad School 42:19 – If You Run a Red Light With Bailyn in the Car It's Over 43:29 – He Cried and Pulled Out Roses Mid-Hookup and Honestly… We're Not Mad? 49:25 – Part Two Next Week Because Y'all Delivered
Hi Daughters! On this very special episode we are breaking down our girls trip to Paris for fashion week. We get into the travel details, where we stayed, fashion events, making French girlfriends, vintage shopping, our Louis Carmen journal experience, and how paris inspires us as artists!!✨ 0:00 - Welcome back + Paris fashion week recap intro 1:34 - The plane Karen who wouldn't switch seats 9:26 - Landing in Paris & the weather was PERFECT 10:53 - Puddlegum (Narnia deep lore) 14:53 - Our pink hotel room at Hotel Clebert 18:46 - Speaking French & getting kicked out of French class 21:54 - Making French girlfriends + the best cheesecake in Paris 22:37 - Filming brand content & learning to create together 28:15 - We literally danced at the Paris Opera House 29:36 - Paris vintage shopping haul (the pink coat!!) 30:40 - Louis Carmen journals aka adult Build-A-Bear 40:39 - Paris vs. New York honest review 44:44 - French work culture is everything American hustle culture isn't 47:31 - The vintage Miu Miu bag (materialistic highlight of the trip) 49:56 - Performative cigarette by the Eiffel Tower 51:01 - Making friends abroad & becoming a more integrated version of yourself 54:29 - We saw Lily Rose Depp making out in an alley 56:10 - Our taxi driver almost killed us on the way home 58:08 - Outro: lock in so we can go back to Paris The podcast for weird girls all grown up Find us on Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: https://instagram.com/bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast
Hi Daughters! On this episode we are talking all things pop culture. We cover Timothée Chalamet’s remarks on ballet and opera, the traitors finale, Taylor Frankie Paul as the next Bachelorette, Zendaya’s iconic new pixie cut, and as always - much much more!!✨ The podcast for weird girls all grown up Find us on Instagram @eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: @bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: @bailyndupontcinko TikTok: @eldestdaughter.podcast 0:00 Intro + Check-In with Tiana + Bailyn's False Spring 5:05 Timothée Chalamet vs. Ballet & Opera 9:27 The Real Cost of Pursuing the Arts (+ Misty Copeland) 13:49 He's Typecast, Not Method. No Oscar for You!! 16:39 Oscars: If Michael B. Jordan Doesn't Win, We Riot 21:53 Sinners Is a Perfect Film & Should Sweep Everything 23:10 Jesse Buckley in Hamnet 31:21 The Traitors Finale: Bobby Won & Candace Needs to Chill 37:20 Whitney Port & Mark Ballas Are Both in Chicago on Broadway 38:21 Scandoval Update: Tom Sandoval Is Still on TV (Still Awful) 40:34 Whitney Port as Dancer Inspo: Dance Always Finds You 44:06 Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana Reunion (Her Dad Was There??) 45:40 Miley Has Been Grammy-Robbed & We're Furious 49:26 Zendaya's Pixie Cut 51:51 Bailyn Is Getting a Bob?? 55:56 Taylor Frankie Paul & the New Bachelorette Season 57:17 Hannah Brown Is Iconic / Matt James Is Not 1:03:40 Outro: Send Us Your Craziest Dating Stories
Hi Daughters! Today we are doing Reddit reactions, our very first episode series!!! Our producer pulled random thread posts about womanhood and we blind reacted - weaponized incompetence, Valentine’s Day, men cheating, mysterious chlamydia, and much more.✨ The podcast for weird girls all grown up Find us on Instagram @eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: @bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: @bailyndupontcinko TikTok: @eldestdaughter.podcast Chapters 0:00 - Welcome back daughters + Gaby Windey appreciation 1:15 - Today's format: reacting to Reddit posts 3:48 - REDDIT #1: "My BF's fake incompetence is driving me crazy" 9:14 - Our verdict: he's a bum (weaponized incompetence) 9:46 - Is this the mom's fault or the dad's fault? 12:54 - The mental load & why it kills your attraction 16:12 - How to actually set boundaries from the start 19:51 - The pet test: get an animal before you have kids 21:38 - Gloria Steinem & men finding identity in the home 23:17 - The Bechdel Test (and why this podcast fails it) 25:35 - REDDIT #2: "BF tested positive for chlamydia and denies cheating" 26:13 - He's in the military... red flag 27:27 - How to stay calm when you know they're lying 33:22 - "You're the only person I've had sex with IN THIS RELATIONSHIP" 36:27 - Our advice: you can't stay with someone you don't trust 40:20 - REDDIT #3: "Mother-in-law wants to know my whereabouts at all times" 43:30 - If your man won't stand up to his mom, LEAVE 45:34 - What a healthy mom-son relationship actually looks like 46:47 - Boomers think we're lazy & the economy rant 48:13 - Bailyn's Kit Kittredge Great Recession obsession 50:26 - REDDIT #4: "Am I unreasonable for getting an ick?" (Valentine's Day edition) 51:16 - He said "you believe in Valentine's Day?" ...sir 53:46 - Reading the unhinged comments 56:09 - What we did for Valentine's Day (the bookstore tradition) 1:02:17 - If you're not getting what you want on V-Day, leave 1:05:19 - REDDIT #5: "Is it harder to be an ugly woman than an ugly man?" 1:06:05 - Reading the responses + the swag gap 1:07:23 - Every relationship is a beautiful woman with an ugly man 1:07:54 - Men: please do some self-care 1:08:52 - There are no ugly women, only ugly men 1:11:44 - Closing: send us your write-ins for the next one!
we're back daughters✨ this week we're getting INTO it!! the America's Next Top Model Netflix documentary had us heated. we talk Tyra Banks, what she did to Jay Manuel, the Shandy situation, and why climbing the ladder and pulling it up behind you is NOT the move. plus we break down the Tate McRae Olympics controversy, the US men’s hockey team being embarrassing, and why Alyssa Liu is our hero. also: tarot readings, lucid dreams, Paris trip prep, and Tiana's new hair era. it's a lot. we love you. 0:00 - Welcome back daughters! 1:28 - Life check-in: lucid dreams & tarot readings 7:25 - Tiana's new hair era 12:11 - The ANTM Netflix Documentary: Tyra Banks discussion 15:39 - Tyra vs. the producers & selling out 16:46 - What happened to Shandy (TW: sexual assault) 21:30 - Jay Manuel gets blackballed by Tyra 29:00 - The blackface photoshoots & Miss Jay 35:00 - Body image, dance, and why we don't make comments about bodies 41:00 - Winter Olympics: the Tate McRae controversy 47:00 - US men's hockey team vs. the women's team 49:00 - Alyssa Liu is our hero & you don't have to suffer for your art 55:00 - North Korea episode teaser & outro
Hi daughters! Today we are discussing our MANY thoughts on Wuthering Heights, Tell Me Lies, and a lot more ✨ Find us on Instagram @eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: @bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: @bailyndupontcinko TikTok: @eldestdaughter.podcast New episodes every Monday! 00:00 Intro 00:38 Sleepy Girls Check-In 3:15 Let's Talk Periods 12:02 "Wuthering Heights" Review (No Spoilers) 24:06 ⚠️ WUTHERING HEIGHTS SPOILERS 40:49 Tell Me Lies Finale 41:23 ⚠️ TELL ME LIES SPOILERS 42:55 Bri Is Worse Than Stephen 45:38 The SD Card Theory 48:38 The G-Wagon Question 51:59 TW: Pippa & Wrigley (Assault) 55:09 Stephen's "Happy" Ending 59:50 Next Week: Tyra Banks & ANTM
Hey daughters! This episode is all about the double standard for women. We discuss Tell Me Lies, Odeza, the time Tiana met Jacob Elordi, and the Brooklyn Beckham of it all. Yay for our debut episode!!! Find us on Instagram @eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: @bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: @bailyndupontcinko TikTok: @eldestdaughter.podcast CHAPTERS 00:20 Men Are NOT Allowed to Have an "Ick" 04:59 We Need to Talk About Tell Me Lies 07:45 Stephen Son or Lucy Daughter?? 25:14 Wuthering Heights 29:19 The Time I Met Jacob Elordi 32:06 Ok so don't slander Jacob Elordi 34:00 Victoria Beckham 47:18 WOMEN ON WOMEN CRIME!! 49:06 Daughters Respond: Stephen Son or Lucy Daughter? 53:20 Mini Astrology Segment bc why not? New episodes every Monday!
The podcast for weird girls all grown up Find us on Instagram @eldestdaughter.podcast Tiana’s IG: @bytianamichele Bailyn’s IG: @bailyndupontcinko TikTok: @eldestdaughter.podcast New episodes every Monday!