Season 1
Bumfight or Flight
The Ladies Who Munch
Super El Niño Brothers
Building 7-Eleven
I Will Always Loosh You
Little Death Cult
Hayden GoStique
Perez's Basilisk
Wonder Hole feat. Astrid Munn
The bears welcome back Astrid and Dan for a collision of immigration law, aviation law, and questionable hypotheticals. Who represents the aliens? Can Kim Kardashian become an Esquire? And how many laws did the grandfather from Up break with his flying house? We also discuss Amazon’s dildo missiles, George Clooney’s triggering face, the world’s sexiest man outside Walgreens, and historic Nebraska bathroom troughs. Plus: Bumfights, Dr. Phil, and the business of turning human misery into television. The bears are heading to France! This is our last episode until at least the end of October, so enjoy this double helping of legal counsel before we flee the country.
The bears talk Pacific weather machines, Trump’s superintelligence, the mask-mandatory lesbian bar discourse, Lauren Boebert’s rumored sapphic extracurriculars, Madonna and the elderly VMAs, the AI slop of Wonka: The Golden Ticket and Carly Rae Jepsen’s Canadian supremacy.
The bears talk eating ass in medieval England, sleep-paralysis demons, recurring dream worlds and why the Atlantic hurricane season has been suspiciously quiet. Did Trump turn off the weather machines, or did someone simply switch them from east to west? Plus: government Stargates, higher-dimensional beings, Trump TV, Pete Ricketts, the schizo-psycho wars, Sovereign Scooter’s Nation and the Yom Kippur disappearance of Elmo and Big Bird.
The bears are back from 9/11 in Chicago, and still asking questions about Building 7. After reliving Robyn’s Sexistential tour with Peaches, JP and Brendan spiral through the Macklemore–Ed Sheeran fallout, political cowardice, the psychic wreckage of 9/11 and an impending AI apocalypse. Plus: Project Runway, the Emmys, Hannah Einbinder, gentle homosexual pruning and gay Law Roaches at the end of time.
The bears mourn Dolly Parton and Tim Curry before surveying Trump’s New America, claiming the moon and logging on to Arcade.gov. As the attention economy feeds reptilian loosh harvesters, they investigate Chinese livestreams, wedding magic, burning money and the miracle of surviving dysentery. Plus: free-range content, Adults and the reheated nachos of modern television.
The bears join the Little Death Cult to investigate Trump’s mystery meat, Jason Kelce’s piss-powered data centers, and Jane Schoenbrun’s Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma. Plus: RFK Jr. in the kitchen, Gillian Anderson and Hannah Einbinder in the woods, Furious, The Shards, Big Brother, Romancing SaGa 2, and Mirror’s Edge.
The bears put on their shock gloves and investigate Trump’s decoy plane, Nancy Mace’s tattoo era, and Kelly Loeffler’s extraterrestrial mystique. Plus: X-Men ’97, Charles Melton as Beast, Kitty Pryde’s alleged TERF tendencies, and Hayden Panettiere’s Heroes legacy. Save the cheerleader, save the world. Or is it too late?
The Bears talk murder bots, Trump and simulation theory, Boy George, Ruthkanda Forever, Flock surveillance cameras, Baba Vanga, seven seconds without gravity, Chris Hansen, Perez Hilton, ocean conspiracies, AI, Roko’s Basilisk and the coming singularity.
The bears are joined by Astrid Munn to talk comedy as sublimation, how to seduce an octopus, Warren Buffett lore, the Letter People, literacy, erotic AI art, demon portals, cryptids, celebrity killer whales, Beyoncé kidnapping Sia, Ellen conspiracies, and the “wonder hole” left behind when childhood magic disappears. Astrid also shares her new play, a reimagining of Charlotte’s Web exploring industrial agriculture, environmental racism, and who gets to define American farm life.
The Bears discuss Jay Leno’s suspiciously frequent injuries, Bryan Johnson’s blood-boy longevity experiments, human cloning, AI portals to hell and Charli xcx’s Music, Fashion, Film. Plus, Lindsey Graham’s funeral, Netanyahu and Zohran Mamdani, Lady Bunny, talking dogs, the Raëlian cloning cult, Trump and JD Vance as Rick and Morty, Elon Musk, the AI singularity, the Fauci diaries, Arthur Russell and the cultural significance of Jay Leno’s chin.