Dad Pants
RDT: Origins
Drop the Beef!
ENOUGH!
Lean into the Crust
Blowfly Heaven (Buy Me a Pony Piss)
Christmas Waft
FROM THE BOTTOM DRAWER: Jesus Mangomania
Tepid War
Ruffle the Mullet
Grabbing the Bag
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by The Angry Chimp
What a meaningful (and long) episode! We discover a lot about ourselves, There is actual parenting advice,, more than once! You will have to find it amongst the discussion of Yoga Ball problems, kids starting "big" school, the dadness levels of various pizza toppings, coaching sport for kids and we may have stumbled across the origin story of RDT.... Tell a dad or dad ally you know, someone who advocates for dadness, about this podcast! You can find the Angry Chimp Show here: https://podfollow.com/1849497722
The dads are ready to dad at you aurally. Fear inducing tales of energy wastage, a new superhero attends a wedding and ONE bus story.
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Dad gripes abounds, more nicknames for Stu's son Dylan, a new Dad Commandment, the somewhat misnamed Matt's Health Corner, an actual question for the Pants Panel and Real Dad Time chat that is not for those with weak constitutions. Follow the Dad Pants socials for more Dad gear!
LOTS of poo poo and pee pee talk. Seriously, we are middle-aged people. What is wrong with us?
2026 - the year we officially became old cranky bastards. Ben, Matt, Rich and Stu go through their Xmas experiences. There are laughs, there is heartache, there is crank, there is complaining, there are tangents and maybe, just maybe, a lesson or two is learnt. Enjoyed these whinges? You can hear Stu and others whinging on the WFT podcast! https://podfollow.com/whats-fucked-today A big thank you to the people that have bought items from Pins and Aces - it is much appreciated! 🛒 Pins and Aces - Premium golf apparel, bags & accessories 💰 Get 21% OFF | Promo Code: DPTIME https://pinsandaces.com/discount/DPTIME
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Have you found your fat seam sweet spot? We start off with Stu trying to get some consensus on an important matter, Household cold wars, Wiggo asks if he needs to hand his Dad card in, new segments “Matt’s Health Corner”, "Mow Council" and “What’s Derek Up To Now?” and, of course, lots of ham chat.
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