Strap in for some lying, some rock-throwing, and some self-hatred this week. Suzanne is joined by returning correspondent Karly and new correspondent Justin to address the textmergency (textastrophe?) of an episode, "That Text Wasn't Meant For Josh!"

We squirm through each awkward moment to textplain questions like:

Why won't Rebecca just use her textmergency to have a moment of textegrity with Josh? Is Greg making better choices when it comes to Rebecca? What if Paula and Scott Procter had a three-way with The Rock? Where is the wine?