Another Man, Another Liability

Another Man, Another Liability

Confessions of the Pickup Artist by Lorie Metz
S1 · E3
Aug 14, 2026
08:26

Episode notes

Another Man, Another Liability 🤦‍♀️🍸

There are red flags… and then there are men who get so drunk they fall into a chiminea and smash it into a thousand pieces on one of your first dates.

Most people would have run.

Spoiler alert: I married him.

In this episode of Confessions of the Pickup Artist, I’m sharing one of my favorite stories from the early days of dating the man who eventually became my husband. Before he was filming three Christmas movies a year for Hallmark, he was getting drunk and crashing into chimineas.

Somewhere between rooftop drinks, an irresponsible amount of gin, and one completely destroyed terracotta fire pit, I somehow decided to give him a second date.

Was it a terrible first impression? Absolutely.

Was it the last dating disaster? Not even close.

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