Dating is basically Halloween now — ghosts who vanish, zombies who come back from the dead, vampires who feed without ever committing. In this episode, I get into the wildest, most unhinged dating stories I've collected, all anonymized. Social media has made it so much worse, and I've got proof. But underneath the chaos, I ask myself a real question: am I the common denominator? Grab your headphones, this one's a ride.